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PostSubject: The "I'm PrettyTooHammered" Thread   The "I'm PrettyTooHammered" Thread I_icon_minitimeWed Sep 21, 2011 5:33 am

If you're shitfaced, post your incoherent babble here!
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PostSubject: Re: The "I'm PrettyTooHammered" Thread   The "I'm PrettyTooHammered" Thread I_icon_minitimeThu Sep 22, 2011 4:17 pm

Chocolate raaaaain
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PostSubject: Re: The "I'm PrettyTooHammered" Thread   The "I'm PrettyTooHammered" Thread I_icon_minitimeThu Sep 22, 2011 11:58 pm

Ur not ready for this jelly
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PostSubject: Re: The "I'm PrettyTooHammered" Thread   The "I'm PrettyTooHammered" Thread I_icon_minitimeFri Sep 23, 2011 1:07 am

Is that really your sig bro???


Somebodies about to get nailed with the prettytooBANHAMMER!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: The "I'm PrettyTooHammered" Thread   The "I'm PrettyTooHammered" Thread I_icon_minitimeFri Sep 23, 2011 2:50 pm

At first I was hella mad! ....


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BUT THEN!!!.

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The "I'm PrettyTooHammered" Thread I-came-spiderman
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PostSubject: Re: The "I'm PrettyTooHammered" Thread   The "I'm PrettyTooHammered" Thread I_icon_minitimeFri Sep 23, 2011 8:33 pm

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I'D TAKE ONE
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PostSubject: Re: The "I'm PrettyTooHammered" Thread   The "I'm PrettyTooHammered" Thread I_icon_minitimeSat Sep 24, 2011 3:14 am

So I was just Sleep and I woke up to Evil or Very Mad . Mom was screaming about my car Exclamation I was like scratch you need to afro and let me wake up first before I affraid So I get up, walk to the kitchen to make some food. All there was were cherry so I ate the fuck out of them. Went into the garage and started working on the car. I had to study about wtf was wrong. Reading makes me Mad Anyway, finally get the POS running cheers. So exciting. Was bounce around and then Shocked I gotta poop. The cherry is ready to come out. So i Arrow to the bathroom, sit down and affraid Sound like bombs going off. After the insane poo, went to get real food and off to sleep feeling like a king




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PostSubject: Re: The "I'm PrettyTooHammered" Thread   The "I'm PrettyTooHammered" Thread I_icon_minitimeSat Sep 24, 2011 3:20 am

LO-FUCKING-L

Marty, I get what you are saying. It doesn't have anything to do with strength, because even my 120 lb ex-wife could carry this thing up. It is clearly a lack of motivation. You need to be in the right mindset to be able to do this.

Tell you what, I'll stand behind you as you carry it up, and shout encouraging motivational words at you to keep you going. I'll say things like "c'mon Marty, you can do it! You're almost there!" and "don't give up!" I'll even bring a few bottles of Gatorade in case you get thirsty. What flavor do you want? I have frost and orange, but I really don't recommend orange because it doesn't even taste like Gatorade.

So see you Tuesday?

Mike
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PostSubject: Re: The "I'm PrettyTooHammered" Thread   The "I'm PrettyTooHammered" Thread I_icon_minitimeSat Sep 24, 2011 3:21 am

Hey,

I saw your ad about babysitting and am very interested. My grandmother is in the hospital and is probably going to die. She is never awake when I am there, and the doctors say she is only awake for about 5 minutes every couple of days. The problem is, I need her to sign a re-drafted will I wrote so I can get all of her stuff when she dies. Right now she has all of her money going to my bitch sister and her family. I don't have the time to sit there and watch her all day because I have better things to do. I need you to sit at the hospital and watch her in case she wakes up, and then make her sign the will. I will pay you $10 an hour for this job.

Thanks,

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PostSubject: Re: The "I'm PrettyTooHammered" Thread   The "I'm PrettyTooHammered" Thread I_icon_minitimeSat Sep 24, 2011 3:25 am

I will pull her off life support the second it is signed so no mind changes can happen.
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PostSubject: Re: The "I'm PrettyTooHammered" Thread   The "I'm PrettyTooHammered" Thread I_icon_minitimeSat Sep 24, 2011 3:26 am

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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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PostSubject: Re: The "I'm PrettyTooHammered" Thread   The "I'm PrettyTooHammered" Thread I_icon_minitimeSat Sep 24, 2011 3:32 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlZpSd2lRJQ&feature=player_embedded

Drum and bass with crazy church people being crazy
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PostSubject: Re: The "I'm PrettyTooHammered" Thread   The "I'm PrettyTooHammered" Thread I_icon_minitimeSat Sep 24, 2011 3:38 am

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PostSubject: Re: The "I'm PrettyTooHammered" Thread   The "I'm PrettyTooHammered" Thread I_icon_minitimeSat Sep 24, 2011 4:26 am

DRUNK BITCHES FTW!!!!!
DRIVING DRUNK TO ME SO I DONT HAVE TO
WINNING!!!!

oh yea and im cooking hot pockets
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PostSubject: Re: The "I'm PrettyTooHammered" Thread   The "I'm PrettyTooHammered" Thread I_icon_minitimeSat Sep 24, 2011 4:28 am

MT86 wrote:
DRUNK BITCHES FTW!!!!!
DRIVING DRUNK TO ME SO I DONT HAVE TO
WINNING!!!!

oh yea and im cooking hot pockets

Dude I'm mad hungry right now. Wanna mail me a hot pocket?
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The "I'm PrettyTooHammered" Thread Qm

HELL YAYSE
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PostSubject: Re: The "I'm PrettyTooHammered" Thread   The "I'm PrettyTooHammered" Thread I_icon_minitimeSat Sep 24, 2011 1:15 pm

nut sack.
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PostSubject: Re: The "I'm PrettyTooHammered" Thread   The "I'm PrettyTooHammered" Thread I_icon_minitimeMon Oct 03, 2011 6:10 pm

Wheel gap is like a vagina… The more fingers you can fit in there, the worse it is.
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PostSubject: Re: The "I'm PrettyTooHammered" Thread   The "I'm PrettyTooHammered" Thread I_icon_minitimeWed Oct 05, 2011 1:35 am

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PostSubject: Re: The "I'm PrettyTooHammered" Thread   The "I'm PrettyTooHammered" Thread I_icon_minitimeThu Oct 06, 2011 10:28 am

Just did a shot of everclear for shits and gigs... ended up being all shit and no gigs. JK I'm a man dammit!!! But still... I can feel my stomach burning...
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PostSubject: Re: The "I'm PrettyTooHammered" Thread   The "I'm PrettyTooHammered" Thread I_icon_minitimeThu Oct 06, 2011 9:04 pm

a shot of everclear?! x_x
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PostSubject: Re: The "I'm PrettyTooHammered" Thread   The "I'm PrettyTooHammered" Thread I_icon_minitimeFri Oct 07, 2011 2:21 pm

dagnisaun wrote:
a shot of everclear?! x_x

I would highly recommend against it.. It says on the bottle not intend for consumption unless mixed with another beverage. I read that after I drank it... I eneded up being pretty drunk form that shot a shot of shochu and a beer.
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PostSubject: Re: The "I'm PrettyTooHammered" Thread   The "I'm PrettyTooHammered" Thread I_icon_minitimeFri Oct 07, 2011 4:57 pm

Shots of everclear are a terrible idea. You probably burned off half of your taste buds. No
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PostSubject: Re: The "I'm PrettyTooHammered" Thread   The "I'm PrettyTooHammered" Thread I_icon_minitimeSat Oct 08, 2011 2:59 am

no kidding.. i used to mix everclear with like a cup of fruit punch and it'd still taste nasty
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